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[unbiaseddeath.insanejournal.com]

It would seem this email is the basis of an advanced network designed solely to entice gods of varying myths and legends. I can never recall any time when I would be considered a god, though I hesitate to assume the system is mistaken. Am I meant to be Hades? Satan? Thanatos? I have heard a dozen names for similar figures, yet none seem to fit. Still, I cannot discount my own abilities. I am clearly not an ordinary man.

Tell me, then: who am I meant to be?

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[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

No, pet, there's no mistake. You're a Greek. And not Hades--I'm sure you'll meet him soon--nor Thanatos. We didn't often cross paths, but love and death are often intertwined. If I'm not mistaken, you're a daimon. Phonos, I believe.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

I'm not a mind-reader or a psychic so I'm afraid I can't say who you're meant to be but I'll answer a question with a question.

Who do you feel like you are? :)

I'm Misha and welcome to this very special place. You can also call me Titania if you like.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Just what we need. The spirit of murder having an existential crisis.

You're Phonos, man, and you'll get used to the idea soon enough. Hang in there and my uncle will be along to explain it all to you. He's good at that.

I'm Lukas, by the way. Also known as Ares.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

I don't know who you're meant to be but a good start might be if you say who you are now. It's like starting at the ground floor of the Empire State Building and taking the scenic route up to the observation deck.

I'm Javi, by the way. Good to meet you!

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

How curious. Knowing and yet not knowing. What is it you feel?

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Nyx, Ares, and now you, Phonos? If Gaia is rounding you up, she must be having us prepare for something big. Even worse than the Sluagh kidnappings.

She must be expecting us to have to fight.

[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure there is a plan for us all, in some manner. The truth tends to become clearer around trigger spots. I discovered what I was looking for while on a mission trip in Central and South America.

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

You're definitely not Satan. Lilith and I would have noticed right away if you were.

Hada Morgenstern, by the way. Formerly Queen Esther of Persia.

[asphodelcrowned.insanejournal.com]

Oh. Hi. Yes, okay, Aphrodite covered that you're not Hades. But we were somewhat professionally acquainted. I'm Seph. Short for Josephine or Persephone, depending.