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It would seem this email is the basis of an advanced network designed solely to entice gods of varying myths and legends. I can never recall any time when I would be considered a god, though I hesitate to assume the system is mistaken. Am I meant to be Hades? Satan? Thanatos? I have heard a dozen names for similar figures, yet none seem to fit. Still, I cannot discount my own abilities. I am clearly not an ordinary man.

Tell me, then: who am I meant to be?

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If what you say is true, then Gaia seems to have made a mistake with me. I seem unable to understand the human condition as a human.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

How do you mean, pet?

Sorry for delay :c

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I struggle with an understanding of human emotions. My parents had me see a therapist about it when I was younger. It fits my profession, but I remain a poor example of humanity.

That pesky real-life monster. The attacks are always ambushes.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Trust me, my sweet, there is more to understanding the human condition than mere emotional connections. I suppose if you wanted to discuss things further, you'd be welcome to drop by. I'm here in New York as well.

Indeed.

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Where? I would be interested, certainly.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

I have a penthouse in Midtown.

[unbiaseddeath.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. I will take you up on that offer, if the need arises.