Really?

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

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[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Not a joke, my dear. Far from it. Rather, you've been brought into a very special gathering of people.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Oh, no, pet. It's more of an invitation, really.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Some how I don't think you mean the military. So humor me, what kind of special are we talking about?

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Sorry--we've all gone through it. It'll stop now. Sorry to hear you got stuck with KP.

Anyway, welcome. I'm Denise. I'm sure your group members will be greeting you soon, and they'll get you up to speed.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

That's a small blessing at least. But what do you mean by group members? Someone is actually going to show up on base?

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

I doubt it, but you can work out the details with them. I know you're not with the Greeks, though.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Greeks? No? Who are the Greeks? That sounds like a sports team.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Oh, I can imagine. I was nearly late to perform surgery when I got it. At least that part ends once you respond.

Ah, but introductions are in order, aren't they? Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

SISTER!

No. You are here because you must be here. Because you are one of us. Tell me of the odd part of your life.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

It's bullshit is what it is.

Well this just got interesting.

Yeah, we've all been through this crap before. There's no way out of it, it's been tried. The best way to deal with it is to get things laid out quickly.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Yeah..our hosts don't exactly give our personal lives that much consideration.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

I can tell you that those responsible's sense of humor is not nearly this dignified. The understatement is admittingly lost in text. Since they likely will not, I am sorry this has disrupted your life. My name is Ian Price, and those of us here have something in common..albeit something that will sound..well mental to be honest.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

No joke. Sorry. The emails will stop now but the crazy will just get worse. But then you already know all about crazy. What branch are you?

And I'm Lukas.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Hi there! Sorry about it getting you stuck with KP. I know things are a little jarring at first around here, but we're a good bunch, honest!

My name's Amanda. Welcome!

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

No, I don't imagine the military being terribly thrilled about that. Still, we're glad you're here!

I'm Hada Morgenstern, and fortunately the most I have to deal with is politicians, less so the armed forces guys. I don't think you're with me, but has anyone explained what this place is to you yet?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Thems the breaks, shug. Gotta suck it up and deal with this shit. Ain't no getting out of it now, like it or not.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear, sorry to hear that. Things should calm down as you get settled in.

Anyway! I'm Alan Cleary. I'm a high school English teacher. The kids call me Coach or Big Al--I'm not really picky. I'm sure you've got a lot of questions, though!

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Good. If it happens again, It might mean even more trouble for me. You're right though, I do have a lot of questions. Like how did I get selected for this little fan club thing?

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

Oho, and more and more the faces here increase. Who is it that we have the pleasure of welcoming?

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Invitation for what?

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Wow. That does trump me. I'm Shakti.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Cryptic much? Why should I tell you anything?

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Bullshit, hm? I'd agree with you there. That's the feeling I am getting looking over the forum. But it is hard to lay things out quickly when you're supposed to be on duty. I grabbed the nearest PC soon as I could.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

I've come to realize this.

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Mental as every printer in the area deciding to print out the same message? Mental as being bombarded with the same email? I think I can handle it so long as this isn't a prank. And if it is a prank my superiors would love to know who hacked into a military system.