Really?

[lionheaded.insanejournal.com]

Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

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[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Not a joke, my dear. Far from it. Rather, you've been brought into a very special gathering of people.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Oh, no, pet. It's more of an invitation, really.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Sorry--we've all gone through it. It'll stop now. Sorry to hear you got stuck with KP.

Anyway, welcome. I'm Denise. I'm sure your group members will be greeting you soon, and they'll get you up to speed.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Oh, I can imagine. I was nearly late to perform surgery when I got it. At least that part ends once you respond.

Ah, but introductions are in order, aren't they? Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

SISTER!

No. You are here because you must be here. Because you are one of us. Tell me of the odd part of your life.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

It's bullshit is what it is.

Well this just got interesting.

Yeah, we've all been through this crap before. There's no way out of it, it's been tried. The best way to deal with it is to get things laid out quickly.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Yeah..our hosts don't exactly give our personal lives that much consideration.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

I can tell you that those responsible's sense of humor is not nearly this dignified. The understatement is admittingly lost in text. Since they likely will not, I am sorry this has disrupted your life. My name is Ian Price, and those of us here have something in common..albeit something that will sound..well mental to be honest.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

No joke. Sorry. The emails will stop now but the crazy will just get worse. But then you already know all about crazy. What branch are you?

And I'm Lukas.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Hi there! Sorry about it getting you stuck with KP. I know things are a little jarring at first around here, but we're a good bunch, honest!

My name's Amanda. Welcome!

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

No, I don't imagine the military being terribly thrilled about that. Still, we're glad you're here!

I'm Hada Morgenstern, and fortunately the most I have to deal with is politicians, less so the armed forces guys. I don't think you're with me, but has anyone explained what this place is to you yet?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Thems the breaks, shug. Gotta suck it up and deal with this shit. Ain't no getting out of it now, like it or not.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear, sorry to hear that. Things should calm down as you get settled in.

Anyway! I'm Alan Cleary. I'm a high school English teacher. The kids call me Coach or Big Al--I'm not really picky. I'm sure you've got a lot of questions, though!

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

Oho, and more and more the faces here increase. Who is it that we have the pleasure of welcoming?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear. That really is too bad. But there won't be any emails anymore so that should help. I'm Misha!

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Ouch! That's totally bad timing. You have to wish Gaia gave things a little more consideration when she decides to go all hacker on us because it can cause a lot of problems. I think your story is the worst, though. But the emails won't come anymore now that you've logged onto the board and started meeting us. I'm not going to say it won't still be weird or get weirder but it's a nice sort of weird if you follow me.

I'm Javi, by the way!

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Not a joke, no, and I'm sorry the emails got you into trouble. But you got on the boards here so things will quiet down now. I'm Cal Hobson and this is going to sound more than a little crazy but I think I know you.

[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I must admit my surprise at how often we seem to get new people here. I'm Father Leo, and relatively new here myself. Let me assure you that you are not here by accident, though... you seem to be less aware than some of the others who have come after me.

I don't believe you're one of mine, but I will do what I can to ease your arrival. Everyone here shares a common thread in that we've had extraordinary pasts. Have you any recollection of what this is for you?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, I hope I'm not late to the welcoming party!

Hi! I'm Amber! Of course, everyone here calls me Sif, so that's all right too. We're glad to have you!

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Which branch of the armed services do you serve in?

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

A joke would be much preferable to most of this. That being said, welcome aboard the crazy train.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

You should not have much more trouble with electronic communication from here on out.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

How long have you served, if I might ask?

[ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com]

Which branch are you in?

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

You could have answered it when you actually had free time you know.