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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

I don’t mean to be rude or anything but I didn't plan on starting this week by joining a new cult. I’m sure you’re all very nice people but the email tag is super sketchy and invasive. Especially with what's been going on in the news lately. This stuff is totally the last thing California needs.

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This is all very odd.

How do you even deal with this anyway? I mean If one of you says “I’m Athena Goddess of War” or whatever and the next person says, “Oy, I’m Irish and my brother is the God of War so put that in your pipe and smoke it!” who even wins? How can two people, deities, be of the same thing without causing a time ripple whenever they go near each other? Or do you cause a time ripple? Is that why you have to go all google on each other instead of talking in your face places?

Sorry. I guess it’s none of my business. You all seem like very interesting people. Uh. When I'm famous this will be a really good story to tell Conan.

Enjoy?

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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be better to buy them a panic room and a taser? Or are what run this place immune to tasers?

It would be educational though! "Learn about Egypt. I was there."

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I don't want to scare you but, no, that wouldn't be a very effective protection. When I have everything going at full power, I can do a much better job of it personally.

Now you're just teasing.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

What exactly is full power? ( I may be teasing a little but only a little. Promise.) Because it sounds like it might come in handy to just, like, stay like that all the time.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Full power is when all of our godhood is returned to us - the magic or power or mojo or whatever you want to call it as well as the immortality and skills we once had. I'm also Bes and I protect children and mothers as well as having some sway over music and a few other things. I suppose every religion had to have a few gods that were jack of all trades.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

So at full power you can play a sweet electric guitar solo as you rescue a baby from a burning building? Dude, I kindof wish I were Egyptian now. Norse is cooler and all but that sounds like the bees knees.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

So you've realized that you are part of the Norse group then? Have you had any dreams or deja vu feelings that have narrowed down the list for you?

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

YesNo, I just think they're the most interesting and I know the most about them. I don't have weird dreams. Just a good gardener.