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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

I don’t mean to be rude or anything but I didn't plan on starting this week by joining a new cult. I’m sure you’re all very nice people but the email tag is super sketchy and invasive. Especially with what's been going on in the news lately. This stuff is totally the last thing California needs.

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This is all very odd.

How do you even deal with this anyway? I mean If one of you says “I’m Athena Goddess of War” or whatever and the next person says, “Oy, I’m Irish and my brother is the God of War so put that in your pipe and smoke it!” who even wins? How can two people, deities, be of the same thing without causing a time ripple whenever they go near each other? Or do you cause a time ripple? Is that why you have to go all google on each other instead of talking in your face places?

Sorry. I guess it’s none of my business. You all seem like very interesting people. Uh. When I'm famous this will be a really good story to tell Conan.

Enjoy?

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[-himself-.insanejournal.com]

Hey, Britney, sorry I'm late to the party! Sounds like you're in good hands with the rest of the gang, so I think I'll just offer my welcome. Ric Goodman, also known around these parts as Oberon, King of the Fey. Yeah, that's three Fey royalty running around, me, Titania and Mab. It's complicated, but we haven't killed each other yet.

You're an actress, you said, here in LA? We'll have to do lunch at some point!

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Thanks for the welcome. Still say the royalty thing should be solved with karaoke though.

I can do lunch. That's what people do, right? Haven't you been in a bunch of stuff?

[-himself-.insanejournal.com]

Haha, karaoke would be the most hilarious thing on earth. Luckily we are all in different parts of the country, and we rarely cross paths, so the world is safe problems rarely arise. Thankfully.

Yeah, I've been in a few movies and tv series, some commercials too. Right now I'm between projects, though I have some things in the pipeline. I'll have my people call your people and we can arrange something. I know some great spots we could meet at.