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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Is that so? Well, I'd appreciate if someone would start then.

It's wonderful to have stumbled upon such a lovely lady as you.
even if you're probably some crazy and delusional old hag when you're not on the internet
Haha, I'm always willing to share my talents. Though, a top-rated model such as I will have a fairly steep price.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

It'll be a lot to take in, like I said. Especially since you're not showing any signs of recognition...

I tell you what. We meet somewhere, perhaps over coffee or dinner. I tell you what you need to know about this place, and in return, we see if you'll be a good fit for what I need to promote my designs.

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

That sounds great. I'm more inclined towards dinner though. I've been sitting around on airplanes all week. All I need right now is a nice, fresh meal.

I have the week off, so I'll leave the venue and time to the lady.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Dinner it is, then.

Seven this Friday. Meet me here: [gives the name and address of a swanky restaurant]